Please put your cat in front of this 70-minute Weird Al Chia Pet video

This is a video for cats. Specifically, cats of Weird Al fans. Your time has finally come. If you are a human and you are reading this, please, please, PLEASE avert your eyes and quickly wrangle your cats to this screen so they can continue reading this article. Then, politely, dear human reader, go accomplish something productive. I’m sure there’s a stack of dishes that needs washing. Source